July 2012
Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you…
A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eye colour.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: Random fact about me.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite colour.
P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What my name means.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
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Things ukes usually say
uke: but we're both men!
uke: but that's strange!
uke: let me go!
uke: NO! DON'T WANT!
uke: haa gnn ah hhmmm ahh ahh
me at school
me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, I have all day
me: omfg you're so stupid
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: you got some face on your make-up
me: what if I stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: stop laughing so loud he's not that funny
me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
me: the fuck is this
me: I'm so fuckin' hungry, when is this torture going to end
me: why are you here
me: why am I here
me: fuck my life
scuttlepig:
groovymuttations:
everyone shut up
mako’s having a vision
maybe he’s having two visions but isn’t sure which one he should focus on so he only half pays attention to each of them until unceremoniously dumping one for the other
When my friends say "I remember you liked...." →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
I’m like
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lady-felton:
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
June 2012
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doctor: so how long would you say your on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me:
me:
me:
me: ya lets go with that
Whenever someone mentions something that I'm...
totally-relatable:
Let's just all admit that both Minato and Kushina...
Thank you for following me. Thank you for...
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i think you mean…
ASSEMBLE.
my favorite sex position is the one where i stare...
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Σ(-`Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ: 10 facts about my room
(○｀ε´○)／＼(○｀ε´○): 9 facts about my family
（○゜ε＾○）♥: 8 facts about my body
(*ﾉωﾉ) : 7 facts about my childhood
ヾ(*´ー`)ノ: 6 facts about my home town
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ): 5 facts about my best friend
(*´∀｀*人*´∀｀*): 4 facts about my parents
( ・◇・)？: 3 facts about my personality
（*´▽｀*）: 2 facts about my favorite things
(´・ω・`) : 1 fact about the person I like
Due to the high amount of unused URLs on Tumblr,...
uzumakihabanero:
Reblogging because OMG this is something that deserves to be reblogged!
Watchdarkly-dreaming-of-dexter:
The guiltiest dog in existence
omg
Admit it. You’re waiting for something you know...
I used to sleep at night.
water-tribe-korra:
Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
